You could get some good dick in your life.
But closed mouths don’t get fed.
Attributes of an ideal mate:
Multifaceted (can I take you anywhere)
"You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool."
— Kanye West (via nickelcobalt)
That last part. Mom is gone. Careful who you try and find that in.
I’m down to meet anybody in the LA area I’m on my “tourist, never been here before” shit.
"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."
— Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)
(Source: unusual-entities, via unexplained-events)
I’m watching Lost World: Jurassic Park
Hating on the 1.09 gas prices.